The Room occasionally spews
cryptic streams of consciousness
into the twitterverse.

And here’s where to find all our
“come to our show!” spam.

Prefer to do it 1998-style?
We’re pretty sneaky,
but with a little patience
and luck you can probably
find us here.

We always like reading notes
if you care to slide one under our door.
Maybe we’ll even post it.
Or end up writing an opera with you.
(Bonus marks for hand-drawn.)